This isn't exactly a blog . . .

A cursory examination of the Scrooge Factor, the “What Have You Done for Me Lately?” Factor, and other anomalies of human attention.

When was the last time you took a stand against gravity or argued with a thunderstorm?

In my imagination these little terrors are already larger than life. How much more magnification could I possibly need?

I've found . . . it’s possible to remove virtually all evidence of colored pencil laid down on a paper surface.

Nature’s uncompromising rules of practicality and efficiency are evident at literally every turn.

[T]he artifice of “good behavior” (fear-induced compliance) . . . tends to fix in place the dysfunctionality of its method . . .

There’s nowhere else people can get the you that you have to offer.

What if car dealers had a spray to give new cars that used-car smell?

“35. Make art. War is not art. There is no art to war.”